Jim, Your memory is definitely better than mine. Elkton it is. Tony Caught Australia caute@optusnet.com.au ----- Original Message ----- From: <JIMRPT@aol.com> To: <pianotech@ptg.org> Sent: Friday, February 09, 2001 11:24 PM Subject: Re: Grey Market > Tony wrote: > <<"Terry, > Information of any sort is important. So I thought that I should do the right > thing and inform you that South is up and north is down.">> > and > <<"The centre of the universe is located an equal distance from both poles > though the distance is a lot further away than the USA. But, I can understand > you thinking that it is approximately here you sit.">> > ------------------ > Well I have sat on the sidelines long enough and can't allow this > misinformation campaign to continue without setting the record > straight..................The true "center of the universe" is in Elkton > Florida. Now folk in Elkton don't brag about it but it is true........Elkton > is close to the town of Hastings, you know about the "Battle of Hastings" I > presume? Elkton being the site where the "Magnum Carta" was signed by all the > local potato(e?) growers it is also 'the' major center of cabbage > production.................... > I offer as proof the sports of football , the real football, and soccer, the > pretend football,..........there is no sport, or other programming, more > watched than 'football'........now we all know that you can't watch > 'football' without munching on something and what better to 'munch' on than > potato(e?) chips and cole slaw?........Just where do you think all those > potatos (oes?) and cabbage comes from for the chips and > slaw??.................... that's right Elkton! :-) > > Now as for the "south is up and the north is down"....y'all got that right > the south is growing at a faster rate than the north is shrinking...getting > so you can't spit without hitting a yankee now-a-days. That is why we sent > the 'Southern Cross' down around Aussie land...had to don't you know? after > the shameful things that all dem yankee carpetbaggers did to the Naugas...no > telling what they would have done to the Cross. > > OK now that that is settled perhaps Terry and Tony, and others on the list > who might be unenlightened, can spend time on other subjects............. > course if'n y'all don't believe me, and I can understand some small hesitancy > in doing so, jus come on down and ask Bubba at the Elkton bar and grill if > Elkton ain't the center of the "universe". > Y'all come back now ya heah? :-) > Jim Bryant (FL)
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