NPR: Re: Election

[Larry]

Oh just mark an X on the spot and learn to count.

It works for us.  ;o)

Larry Beach, RPT
Vancouver, Canada





At 10:16 AM 11/28/2000 -0500, you wrote:
>As elections are still discussed, I thought the following might bring a
>smile.
>
>Dan Hallett
>
>New Rules for Golf
>
>1. Democrats get to keep shooting until one gets par, or an acceptable
>score.
>
>2. Democrats are allowed to keep score by hand. Republicans are not allowed
>to keep score
>     at all, as the Democrats will appoint someone to keep score for them.
>
>3. If a Republican shoots par or under par on a hole, a Democratic appointee
>will sue in
>     Court to a Democratic appointed Judge that the score is invalid.
>
>4. Holes for Democrats will be 3 ft in diameter (to allow for less
>confusion); Republicans will
>      use the regulation size holes.
>
>5. If a shot is missed by a Democrat it will be counted if the Democrat
>intended it to go in,
>     and can certify  this by written statement.
>
>6. Scores by Democrats can be changed after the round, if they can prove one
>of the
>     following:
>
>         a) Trees were improperly placed on the course
>         b) Wind speed was too strong
>         c) Water was placed on the course in a way that confused the
>Democrat on club
>             selection