A Floridian's 2 Cents (Off Topic)

Greg Anderson greg@planetbeagle.com
Fri, 24 Nov 2000 17:12:30 -0800


At 06:25 PM 11/24/00 -0500, PSFInc wrote:
>It's about time that you got it straight.  Six months ago the citizens of
>Florida under the age of 55 came together secretly and decided to hold the
>other 49 states hostage by way of the upcoming election until such time that
>you guys would stop sending all your old people down here to Florida to
>retire. We've had enough of the slow driving in the left lane, the walking
>for exercise in the malls till we can't get around and the stories of how
>things are better up North!
>Cooperate and we will release the outcome of the election.

No, better yet, *don't* release the outcome.  We'll take the oldies back.  Wait 3 years, then release the results.  Then we can have another election.  ;-)

Regards,
Greg
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Greg Anderson                                 greg@PlanetBeagle.com 



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