oddities puzzler

Ron Nossaman RNossaman@KSCABLE.com
Fri, 17 Nov 2000 06:58:54 -0600


> Quite a picture - tall hairy guy whacking away at
>on the top of someone's keys. (I'm not sure he realizes that you may elect
>to pound them out of the piano - let's keep him going on this one!)
>
>Terry Farrell
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>> Why so squemish about wacking a balance rail punching.?  <g>
>>
>> Roger Jolly
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All right you guys. Given the difficulties inherent in maintaining
uniformity of swing, placement, and angle of impact with eighty eight
consecutive whacks, it (ahem) strikes me as a somewhat less than optimal
approach. That's not even taking into account that some folks probably
shouldn't even be handling sharp objects - like hammers, in the first
place. <G> 

Consider too, the necessity of working on a suitably solid surface so you
aren't chasing a handful of leaping punchings around the bench top
immediately losing track of who's been whacked, and who has not. Not a
pretty sight. The future revenge of the return of the unwhacked will likely
be as severe as it will be inconvenient. 

Whacking on the floor carries it's own peculiar requirements and hazards.
To get down there where you can work requires either hunkering, or outright
sitting on the floor. Since sitting requires sweeping a much larger area
than is required for hunkering, it's the less attractive of the two
options. Hunkering, on the other hand, carries with it the hazards of loss
of balance (and resultant falling into unswept regions), or losing all
feeling in your legs from the knees down, rendering self elevation to
standing height somewhere between painful and impossible, and the
likelihood of stumbling into possibly severely unswept areas much greater.

The risk is too great. Just say no to whacking.

Ron N


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