[Fwd: Humor: "Medical Terminology"]

[Marvin McDonald]

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Greg,
Thanks!  I can't wait to get to the shop and tell this one.  Have a GRRRRRRREAT
DAY!!!

--Marvin McDonald

Greg Newell wrote:

> -------- Original Message --------
> Subject: Humor: "Medical Terminology"
> Date: Mon, 20 Mar 2000 12:47:42 -0500
> From: "Peter Brandt" <pbrandt@pop.service.ohio-state.edu>
> Reply-To: pbrandt@pop.service.ohio-state.edu
> Organization: The Ohio State University
> To: gnewell@en.com, rnewell@columbus.rr.com
>
> "Medical Terminology" - Rated R
>
> Two Texans were having the blue-plate special at their favorite
> watering hole when they heard an awful choking sound. They
> turned
> around to see a lady a few bar stools down turning blue from
> wolfing down
> an Armadillo burger too fast.
>
> The first Texan said to the other, "Think we ought to help?"
>
> "Yep," said the second Texan.
>
> The first Texan got up and walked over to the lady and asked, "Can
> you breathe?"
>
> She shook her head no.
>
> "Can you speak?" he asked.
>
> She shook her head no again.
>
> With that, he helped her to her feet, lifted up her skirt and started to
> lick her butt. She was so shocked, she coughed up the obstruction
> and
> began to breathe, with great relief.
>
> The first Texan turned back to his friend and said, "Funny how that
> Hind Lick Maneuver works every time!"
>
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