I've often wondered what kind of drugs were given to the advertising departments of piano manufacturers. I can make a pretty good guess for modern ad folk in most venues, but the piano ad guys have really outdone themselves through the years. You all know the Messo Thermoneal Stabilizer, the Harmi-Tone action, Storytone Mahogany soundboard (guaranteed for life against splitting or cracking), The Damp Proofed Action (what the heck does that mean?), the Diaphragmatic Soundboard, Syncrotone strings, Pipe Organ Tone Chamber (a special case, if ever there was), Genuine Reinforced hammers, and a couple of hundred more that I've mercifully forgotten. The other day, I came across one I didn't remember having seen before. I tuned an honest-to-by-gosh Musette! That turns out to be a Winter spinet, for the uninitiated, but why anyone thought the name "Musette" was better suited to eliciting the kind of glandular secretions that part a consumer from his cash than was the name "Winter", is beyond me. Exciting as all this was up to this point, I had little reason to suspect that even greater thrills awaited me within. Under the lid, I found a decal (not a sticker, mind you, this one was still firmly attached, and made no claims to American Craftsmanship). It read: "Practiano". I thought it sounded like something Italians say when you sneeze, but on closer examination, I found the sucker... a muffler rail! Yes folks, it's true. I have now tuned a Musette with a Practiano. Well, actually, I used a tuning hammer, but ... aw heck, you know what I mean. In any case, I felt I ought to share this little brush with the Twilight Zone with my friends and colleagues on the List, lest your lives become too serene and predictable, and your character dissipate. Whatever else comes of all this, I suspect the world must surely be a better place as a result. A little tip: Never let your character dissipate by accident. In perpetuity, Ron N
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