I received this from a friend of mine and have taken the liberty to change a few words to "clean it up" a little: TWAS THE WEEK AFTER CHRISTMAS * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * 'TWAS THE WEEK AFTER CHRISTMAS AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE NOT ONE PC WAS WORKING NOT EVEN A MOUSE. I TURNED ON THE POWER BUT NOTHING WAS WORKING I GRAB THE COMPUTER AND START BANGING AND JERKING. I LAID OUT THREE GRAND FOR THIS BIG PIECE OF JUNK ON JANUARY 1ST THE THING WENT "KERPLUNK"! WHEN I THREW IT OUT THE WINDOW IT MADE SUCH A CLATTER MY NEIGHBOR JUST CALLED TO SEE WHAT'S THE MATTER. I TURNED ON THE TV THE CABLE IS DOWN MY MICROWAVE OVEN IS MAKING WEIRD SOUNDS. MY NEW VCR IS AS DEAD AS A ROCK NOT ONE LIGHT IS BLINKING NOT EVEN THE CLOCK. IT'S TWENTY BELOW THE PEAK OF SNOW SEASON THE FURNACE WON'T WORK THE PIPES ARE ALL FREEZING. THIS COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED AT A WORSE TIME I THINK I HAVE FROSTBITE ON MY BEHIND. I LAUGHED FOR A SECOND AND THOUGH IT ALL FUNNY THEN A CALL FROM THE BANK IN REGARDS TO MY MONEY. "WE MANAGED YOUR PENSION AND SAVINGS WITH CARE, BUT FOR SOME ODD REASON YOUR MONEY'S NOT THERE WE WERE Y2K READY WE'D THOUGHT WE'D BE HEROES BUT REGRET TO INFORM YOU YOUR BALANCE IS.....ZERO"! i DROP THE RECEIVER TO THE BATHROOM I RUSH I PUSH DOWN THE HANDLE THE TOILET WON'T FLUSH. I TURNED ON THE FAUCET NOT ONE DROP HITS THE SINK I HEAD OUT THE DOOR TO THE PUB FOR A DRINK. I JUMP IN THE CAR TURN THE KEY IN THE SWITCH IT ONLY GOES "CLICK" A Y2K "GLITCH". A COMPUTERIZED IGNITION HAS JUST SEALED MY FATE FOR IT WAS NOT SET UP FOR THE "2000" DATE. I TWITCH LIKE A MADMAN THIS CANNOT BE TRUE NO CAR, HEAT, OR MONEY WHAT CAN I DO? SHOUTING OBSCENITIES AS I RAN OUT OF SIGHT HAPPY Y2K TO ALL WHAT A HECK OF A NIGHT! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * "meddled with" by John R. Fortiner
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