Talk the talk, (off topic)

[Graeme Harvey]

Hello Rob,

I tried it to ask my wife a question, and she sure wondered who was in the
office with me. Its a pity the slider controls don't work but hey, this is a
promotional for their software and it obviously draws people in.

BTW. What is your standard line to people you don't want to service anymore?
Do you indeed have one?
Perhaps we could start a thread.....

Ok. You start.

Cheers,
Graeme Harvey
New Plymouth NZ


> I discovered a link that might amuse some of those on the lighter
> side of the fence.
>
> http://lucent-tts.epresence.com/demo4.html
>
> It is a speech synthesizer.  Type in what you want, click, and it
> will speak the text for you.  It could be really useful to for
> calling up clients who you don't want to service anymore, (you
> know, like the lady with the yippity poodle who won't shup up...
> and neither will the dog).
>
> "We are sorry, "Mr. Toon-it" has been promoted to CEO of the
> happy note piano company and can no longer serve little ingrates
> like you".
>
> Or perhaps...
> "You have ten days to pay your bill or we will come to your house
> and force you to listen to Donny and Marie albums".
>
> Just think of how much fun you could have with your answering
> machine!
>
> Rob Goodale, RPT
> Las Vegas, NV
>
>