With all the posts about cats I just had to post this funny. Dick Powell Two missionaries were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not at all happy to see them. The woman told them in no uncertain terms, that she did not want to hear their message and slammed the door in their faces. To her surprise, however, the door did not close and, in fact, almost magically bounced back open. She tried again, really putting her back into it and slammed the door again with the same amazing result--the door bounced back open. Convinced that one of the young religious Zealots was sticking their foot in the door, she reared back to give it a third slam that would really teach them a lesson, when one of them stopped her and politely said, "Ma'am, before you do that again, you really should move your cat." ________________________________________________________________ GET INTERNET ACCESS FROM JUNO! Juno offers FREE or PREMIUM Internet access for less! Join Juno today! For your FREE software, visit: http://dl.www.juno.com/get/tagj.
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