Cruise pianos (non-$cientology)

Ron Nossaman RNossaman@KSCABLE.com
Sat, 05 Aug 2000 14:53:53 -0500


> You mightn´t be related to a skydiver called Mad 
>Dog, huh?

Not that I know of, but I've heard rumors of doppelgangers. If he makes any
claims toward being a relative of mine, don't believe him. The man is
obviously an imposter. Anyone that would intentionally jump out of a
perfectly good airplane can't share a common gene pool with me.


>Do you, Ron,  tell them that you ACTUALLY look like a mad scientist? :)
>(I feel a thread coming up here)

Usually, I come pre-recommended - and described - so they know what to
expect. Well... mostly. <G> When I schedule a new customer, especially an
older woman, I'll warn them that I'll appear on their porch as a large,
wild and hairy looking individual, but that I'm really just chronically
disoriented and quite docile. I always announce myself as "piano tuner"
when they answer the door too. I learned all this the hard way when years
ago, when I wasn't nearly so large and hairy, an old woman peered out the
window at me, flapping her hands and making squeaking and chattering
noises, and wouldn't open the door for me no matter what I said. Figured I
was a Boojum, come to get her, I guess. That's almost happened a couple of
other times, but I had a cell phone by then. After talking to them on the
phone and waving to them from the porch steps, they did finally let me in.


>-"There are two things that are infinite;  the universe and human 
>stupidity.  And I´m not sure about the universe."-
>A. Einstein     

Go Al!

Ron N


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