Bird calls

[Richard Moody]

>
> Watched clocks never chime.  You should have been paying attention
> to your tuning, not the clock.
>
> Newton

Good one :)  But not when there are 25 cuckoo clocks.  I tuned a player
piano for a collector but they were all at different times, and during the
tuning I heard at least 10 of them COOcoo COOcoo.  Before I left I had to
ask him what time it was.   ---ric