Blond does it all,(non-technical!)

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 Greetings, 
  Hmm,  Since I have been a near blonde my whole life, and my mother was a
blonde,( who wore alligator shoes.......) 



A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a

pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant

to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very

frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the

blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I

can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"



The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and

catch yourself a big one!"



Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching

herself an alligator.



Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home when he spots the young

woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he

sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim,

kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the

swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures.



The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the

alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out,



"Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

Ed