These are the voyages of the good ship Flamewarp, to boldly go where no hand has set foot.... Uhura: Loose pins on the starboard bow Captain Kirk: Sound Red Alert. Scotty, we need something that going to fix it this time. Scotty: Its no good capt'n, I banged them in as hard as I can, the block can'ne take the strain. Kirk: Opinion Doctor? Bones: Its like nothing I've ever seen before, same physical appearance but readings all off the chart. Spock: If I recall there was something written years ago, I'll have to check, it will take some time. . Kirk: Time is runing out gentleman, and it one thing we dont have Spock: I have the infomation, bit it is highly illogical - The CA glue goes in the pin's hole. Checkov: I vemeber, a ting they diskovered in Russia if I'm not mistaken. Kirk: Analisys Mr. Spock. Spock: It works Jim, but not as we know it. Kirk: Spock, get down to engineering and assist Mr Scott. Kirk: Mr Scott, I need this piano tuned! Scotty: Just give it a wee while and we'll have this lassie back on form Kirk: Mr Spock, how long before we can start tuning? Spock: 3.1034934 minutes, approximately Scotty: We've done it Captain, you can take it from here Kirk: Thank you gentleman. Kirk: Mr Sulu, set pitch for A440, then lets get the warp outa here. Brian
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