Fw: Star Gazing

[Joe & Penny Goss]

Hi all,
This, IMHO is too good not to share.
Joe Goss

> STAR GAZING
> 
> Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip.  After
> a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and
> went to sleep.
> 
> Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
> "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
> Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
> 
> "What does that tell you?"
> 
> Watson pondered for a minute.  "Astronomically, it tells me that
> there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
> Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
> 
> Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter
> past three.
> 
> Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are
> small and insignificant.
> 
> Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day
> tomorrow.  What does it tell you?"
> 
> Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke.  "Watson, you imbecile,
> Someone has stolen our tent".
>