This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ---------------------- multipart/mixed attachment +AD4- +AD4APg- A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in Louisiana. They +AD4APg- decide they need a bull to mate with their cows in order to increase the +AD4APg- herd. +AD4APg- +AD4APg- The brunette takes their entire savings of +ACQ-600 and goes to Texas to buy a +AD4APg- bull. She eventually meets with an old cowboy that will sell her one. +AD4AIg-It's +AD4APg- the only one I got, but I'll sell it for +ACQ-599. Take it or leave it,+ACI- he +AD4APg- tells her. +AD4APg- +AD4APg- She buys it and goes straight to the local telegram office. She tells the +AD4APg- clerk, +ACI-I'd like to send a telegram to my friend in Louisiana that says: +AD4APg- 'Have found the stud bull for our ranch, bring the trailer.' How much will +AD4APg- that cost?+ACI- +AD4APg- +AD4APg- The man behind the counter tells her, +ACI-Telegrams to anywhere in the U.S. +AD4-are +AD4APg- +ACQ-.75 per word.+ACI- +AD4APg- +AD4APg- She looks at her last dollar, thinks about it for a moment, and replies, +AD4AIg-In +AD4APg- that case, I'd like to send one word, please.+ACI- +AD4APg- +AD4APg- +ACI-And what word would that be?+ACI- inquires the clerk. +AD4APg- +AD4APg- +ACI- 'Comfortable.' +ACI- replies the brunette. +AD4APg- +AD4APg- Out of curiosity, the man asks, +ACI-I'm sorry miss, but how is your friend +AD4APg- gonna understand this telegram?+ACI- +AD4APg- +AD4APg- The brunette replies, +ACI-My friend is blonde and reads REALLY slow. When she +AD4APg- gets this, she'll read, 'COM-FOR-DA-BULL.' +ACI- +AD4- +AD4- +AD4- ---------------------- multipart/mixed attachment An embedded message was scrubbed... From: SLBeee@aol.com Subject: Fwd: comfortable Date: Tue, 14 Dec 1999 23:47:15 EST Size: 2314 Url: https://www.moypiano.com/ptg/pianotech.php/attachments/d5/cb/d6/ba/attachment.eml ---------------------- multipart/mixed attachment--
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