Sound in Feet per Second.

Ron Nossaman nossaman@SOUTHWIND.NET
Fri, 29 May 1998 15:12:29 -0500 (CDT)


>
>Gosh this is fun....
>
>So, if a player piano plays in the woods and no-one is there to hear it,
>does it make a sound?

Depends, who did the player work?


>If you play a piano in a vacuum does it really make a sound?

No, but the pianist explodes. Speaking of vacuums. If you break a light
bulb, does it go 'gnab', or 'moob'?



>Does a piano make less of a sound at higher altitudes due to the thinner
>air?

Only in ET. And what happens to the pitch?



>If a piano is traveling at the speed of sound would you hear it as it
>passes by?

No, but you could be blinded by high speed polyester flakes from the leading
edges.



>Can you hear John Cage's "4'33" of Silence" if played on a piano
>traveling at the speed of sound?

Not if I get a choice.



>Can you tune a piano with an accu-tuner at the speed of sound?

I'm not nearly that fast, and don't have an Accu-Tuner anyway.



>If you could save sound in a bottle what would it sound like if you
>dropped it and the glass broke?

Huh?


>Would a piano have a "lighter" sound in zero gravity?

If it was a grand, it would be louder. You would get a double strike every
time a hammer came out of check.


>Would two pianos at the speed of sound be twice as loud?

Only if they were accurately aligned when they hit.


>If you could play a piano while traveling at twice the speed of sound,
>could you then suddenly stop and play a duet with yourself as the sound
>catches up?

Moot point. If you stopped that suddenly, you would be crushed by the piano
and probably wouldn't care when the first half caught up.


>Rob Goodale
>

I sure hope this helps. We aim to serve (and volley).

 Ron 



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