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[Clyde Hollinger]

Susan Kline wrote:
Del, Susan and anyone else interested in this timely subject:

One hundred years ago, who would have guessed that we can go as fast as
we go, communicate as fast as we communicate, etc.?  For example, I
reckon a couple hundred people will get this message, and I only have to
type it once!  Perhaps Santa is just a couple hundred years ahead of our
time!  :-)

A disbeliever anyway (sh!!),
Anonymous, RPT
Lititz, PA

> Simple, Del. If you believe in Santa, either you believe that good
> children are a fraction of the group so small as to be insignificant,
> or you believe that he has a time machine, or both. With a time
> machine, he'll need that snack of milk and cookies, because the
> reindeer will take so long to get him to the different houses. And,
> living for several time-dilated "Santa years" on only milk and
> cookies, no WONDER he's overweight!!
> 
> Q.E.D.
> 
> Merry Christmas, all.
> 
> Susan
> 
> Susan Kline
> P.O. Box 1651
> Philomath, OR 97370
> skline@proaxis.com