here at last

[Carl F.]

1st for some definitions:

AWGTHTGTWTA. This stands for Are We Going To Have To Go Through With This Again?

SKTDH, which stands for Stop Kicking That Dead Horse

AND NOW at LONG last (to help our list members keep others in line):


Email Flame Template  

Dear:
  [  ] Non-conformist        [  ] HT fanatic    [  ] Baloney Bunch Member
  [  ] RCT Tuner             [  ] Aural Tuner   [  ] machine tuner
  [  ] Clueless Newbie       [  ] Lamer         [  ] AOLer
  [  ] "Me too" er           [  ] Pervert       [  ] Geek
  [  ] Spammer               [  ] Nerd          [  ] Elvis
  [  ] Fed                   [  ] Freak         [  ] Cryogenic
  [  ] Scammer               [  ] Troller       [  ] Pre-teen

You Are Being Flamed Because:
 [  ] You posted MODs in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
 [  ] You posted in MIME format
 [  ] You posted something asking for WaREz sites
 [  ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
 [  ] You continued a long, stupid thread
 [  ] You started an off-topic thread
 [  ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
 [  ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
 [  ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above)
 [  ] You said "me too" to something
 [  ] You make no sense
 [  ] Your sig/alias/server is dreadful
 [  ] You posted a phone-sex ad
 [  ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it was  legal
 [  ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool
 [  ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless 
      that you are being flamed anyway

 To Repent, You Must:
 [  ] Stop masturbating for a week
 [  ] Give up your AOL account
 [  ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
 [  ] Tell your Mommy to increase your medication
 [  ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
 [  ] Actually post something relevant
 [  ] Read the FAQ
 [  ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month

 In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
  [  ] Get Wrecked
  [  ] Get a life
  [  ] Never post again
  [  ] Age 10 more years before you post again
  [  ] I pity your dog
  [  ] Go tell your mother/father/test tube they failed
  [  ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
  [  ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
  [  ] Get a clue, you pathetic loser
  [  ] Learn to post or get off the list
  [  ] All of the above
-- 
Carl Fischer, RPT
UNLV Piano Shop
Las Vegas, Nevada


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