Top 20 Engineers' Terminologies....(Giggles-thought I'd share...:-)

[Gregory Torres]

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Hello !  I just thought I'd throw a little humour in here-Pianotech List =
members just delete if not in the mood to LOL  :-)


>     Top 20 Engineers' Terminologies



>     1. A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED - We are still =

>     p***ing in the wind.
>    =20
>     2. EXTENSIVE REPORT IS BEING PREPARED ON A FRESH APPROACH TO THE=20
>     PROBLEM - We just hired three kids fresh out of college.
>    =20
>     3. CLOSE PROJECT COORDINATION - We know who to blame.
>    =20
>     4. MAJOR TECHNOLOGICAL BREAKTHROUGH - It works OK, but looks very=20
>     hi-tech.
>    =20
>     5. CUSTOMER SATISFACTION IS DELIVERED ASSURED - We are so far =
behind=20
>     schedule the customer is happy to get it delivered.
>    =20
>     6. PRELIMINARY OPERATIONAL TESTS WERE INCONCLUSIVE - The darn =
thing just
>     blew up when we threw the switch.
>    =20
>     7. TEST RESULTS WERE EXTREMELY GRATIFYING - We are so surprised =
that=20
>     the stupid thing actually works.
>    =20
>     8. THE ENTIRE CONCEPT WILL HAVE TO BE ABANDONED - The only person =
who=20
>     understood the thing quit.
>    =20
>     9. IT IS IN THE PROCESS - It is so wrapped up in red tape that the =

>     situation is about hopeless.
>    =20
>     10. WE WILL LOOK INTO IT - Forget it! We have enough problems for =
now.
>    =20
>     11. PLEASE NOTE AND INITIAL - Let's spread the responsibility for =
the screw up.
>    =20
>     12. GIVE US THE BENEFIT OF YOUR THINKING - We'll listen to what =
you=20
>     have to say as long as it doesn't interfere with what we've =
already done.
>    =20
>     13. GIVE US YOUR INTERPRETATION - I can't wait to hear this bull!
>    =20
>     14. SEE ME or LET'S DISCUSS - Come into my office, I'm lonely.
>    =20
>     15. ALL NEW - Parts not interchangeable with the previous design.
>    =20
>     16. RUGGED - Too damn heavy to lift!
>    =20
>     17. LIGHTWEIGHT - Lighter than RUGGED.
>    =20
>     18. YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT - One finally worked.
>    =20
>     19. ENERGY SAVING - Achieved when the power switch is off.
>    =20
>     20. LOW MAINTENANCE - Impossible to fix if broken.
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