At 12:51 AM 11/17/97 -0600, Vanderhoofven wrote: >Dear Sir or Ma'am, > >A recent patient of mine, David Van-something-something-something (Name >changed to protect the guilty) was referred to me for treatment of a >relatively little known but very contagious and widespread disease. The >patient presented with the following symptoms: Euphoria, head swelled to >almost three times normal size, very opinionated, quick to speak and slow >to think, and with delusions of grandeur. These symptoms are consistent >with a diagnosis of SHAKE Syndrome (Swelled-Head And Knows Everything). > ..gawd, this is funny..i'll remember that one!.. > and as a result "raised the >hairs on (more than)a few necks". ..WAIT A MINUTE..that's MY line, you theif!.. snip snip ..thanks for the laugh, Dave.
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