For Ken Burton

[Kenneth W. Burton]

	John,

	Thanks for you contribution. Here are my email and "snail" mail
addresses so that you can use whichever works best for you:

	Ken Burton
	1 Willow Crescent SW
	Calgary, Alberta
	T3C 3B8

		kwburton@calgary.freenet.ab.ca

On Wed, 26 Jun 1996 jpiesik@arinc.com wrote:

>     Hi Ken,
>
>     What is your EMAIL address so that I may send along an amazing tidbit
>     for your new book?  My clients and I really enjoy your current book, and
>     I look forward to the new one!
>
>     John Piesik
>     San Diego Chapter PTG
>     JPIESIK@ARINC.COM
>
>     P.S.  Were you able to get a hold of any of the hilarious piano tuner
>     limericks?  If you haven't, you might try the PTG home office - they had
>     a limerick contest a year or so back.  Many of the entries were
>     extremely creative!!  Good luck!
>
>  Hi, all:
>
>  I want to thank all those who sent me their funny and/or amazing
> stories from the experiences of piano technicians. I now have about 90
> stories (including several piano tuner jokes I have found). However, I
> need 60 or 70 more.
>
>  I would like to include your story as well, along with your name
> and home town, in Tooner Tales which will be published this fall. Please
> trot out your best funny or amazing story (must be true; must be clean)
> and send it along.
>
>  If you would prefer to tell your story to me in person, I will be
> with Randy Potter in his booth at the Dearborn Convention. See you there!
>
>  Here's a little chuckle to whet your appetite:
>
>  A piano technician was trying to get a hotel room in the Canadian
> city where a technical convention was being held and the hotel clerk was
> losing his patience.
>  "Look," he said, "I've told you a dozen times, we don't have any
> rooms. We're full."
>  "If Prime Minister Jean Chretien was coming," the tuner persisted,
> "you'd have a room for him, wouldn't you?"
>  "Why, of course," the clerk admitted.
>  "Then let me have his room," gloated the technician, "He's not
> coming!"
>
>  Ken Burton
>       "Doctor Piano"
>      Calgary, Alberta
>
>