Hey Jim. I posted that picture. I posted the explanation on the pianotech list but not the CAUT list. Feel free to use the picture. If you make any money you owe me a six pack:) Here is the post from the pianotech list: Alright. The story: Senior composition recital. This was the guy who has been doing prepared piano stuff here for the past few years, and this is (was) his piano that he and I had been experimenting with. He originally wanted to finish the show by smashing it with a sledge hammer when I remembered that a good buddy of mine from college is the marketing director for a local building supply warehouse. Every year as part of a promo they challenge the Kearney Fire Dept. to a race to see who can cut an automobile in half faster – the firemen with the jaws of life, or the DeWalt team with cordless reciprocating saws. My friend called the regional rep for DeWalt and it was game on. Being the final piece of the recital, it began with a professor from a neighboring college improvising on a theme. The composer came out and began loosening the strings as it was being played. At the halfway point I came on and started cutting the strings to clear a path for the saws. The pianist left and the saws came on , accompanied by the new music ensemble behind the curtain. Cutting the car in half takes about 2-3 minutes. After 30 minutes, 8 battery changes and 16 blades, there was still a little bit of plate holding the piano together. It was another 20 or so blows with the sledge that finally brought her down, much to the relief of the patient crowd. Afterward, we tipped the halves of the carcass onto a dolly and took it out back to the dumpster. And yes, I still have my job. -- Mick Johnson, R.P.T. University of Nebraska, Kearney Kearney, NE 308-237-9264 -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: <http://ptg.org/pipermail/caut.php/attachments/20101218/604f51e6/attachment.htm>
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