need ideas

[Michael Jorgensen]

I'm still laughing, --But really,
    The chains will just rip the studs out, and the screws will only pull the floor
tiles out.  To level the floor, simply flood it with epoxy.   OOPs!   Leave the piano in
there and it shall forever stay put.
      Or, casters could be mounted to shock absorbers or springs.
-MJ

Newton Hunt wrote:

> Have them move it back to where it was.  Otherwise tell them you are not responsible
> for their unacceptable actions.
>
> Screw it to the floor.
>
> Put in a grand.
>
> Tell them to tune it.
>
> Have them pay the school for the extra tunings.  Get some new tools with the funds.
>
> Chain the piano to the wall.
>
> Get a 12 inch I beam and bolt it to the back of the piano.  Then tell them, "See what
> you made me do?!".
>
> Take the casters off.
>
> Hang it from the ceiling, just off the floor.  "If it ain't got that swing..."
>
> Tell them you will tune it once a semester only.  Then tell them, "Suffer!"
>
> Sheesh, now look at what you made me do.
>
>                 Newton